11:41 PM me: so, i just created the greatest snack of all time.

  ready?

 Anne: oh snap

11:42 PM p-i-z-z-a?

 me: hot chamomile (caffeine free herbal tea)

  +

  chips ahoy (real) chocolate chip cookies

  +

  skippy (creamy) peanut butter

11:43 PM step one:

 Anne: oh

  my

 me: spread the skippy on the chips ahoy.

  make a peanut butter sandwich cookie

  .

  step 2:

11:44 PM Anne: dippage?

 me: using a spoon, dip the skippy chips ahoy! sammy cookie into the tea.

  step 3:

  eat it as one would the opposite of ice cream.

 Anne: YES

11:45 PM me: step 4: enjoy!